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Title: Beachbum Berry’s Latitude 29 — Serving Exotic Drinks & Chow · language en. First 1,800 of 6,154 characters:

Beachbum Berry’s Latitude 29 — Serving Exotic Drinks & Chow MONDAY through THURSDAY: 4 PM until 10 PM FRIDAY: 4 PM until 11 PM SATURDAY: 4 PM until 11 PM SUNDAY: 3 PM until 10 PM LOCATION: 321 N. Peters Street (MAP) PHONE: ( 504 ) 609–3811 Click here to make a reservation (RESY) Walk-ins are welcome but reservations are always a good idea Time limits of 1 1/2 hours will be placed on seating during periods of high demand Bar seating is isn't available to reserve. If you prefer bar seating, please make a reservation and include your preference and we'll do what we can to accommodate you :) Latitude 29 is exclusively a 21+ adult space Seated service only since 2014 No itemized split checks please Drink Menu NAVY GROG Frank Sinatra’s favorite Tiki drink. A bracing blend of Jamaican and Demerara rums, perfumed with allspice and laced with lime and grapefruit MAI TAI Trader Vic’s 1944 classic: Aged Martinique and Jamaican rums, Curaçao, lime, and a whisper of almond OUTCAST OF THE ISLANDS London Gin and Persian lime, caressed with cinnamon, ginger, almond and anise KEA COLADA A Piña Colada and then some: Jamaica and Virgin islands rums swirled with coconut cream, lime and pineapple LATITUDE 29 Eight-year Demerara rum, passion fruit purée, our own Madagascar vanilla syrup, orange, pineapple and lemon MISSISSIPPI MERMAID A siren's call of vodka, tamarind, allspice, lemon, banana liqueur BRAD'S BANANA BANSHEE Coconut milk and a fresh banana blended with lime, dark Jamaican rum and Aztec bitters PONTCHARTRAIN PEARL DIVER An “iced buttered rum”: our honey-butter-spice mix blended with passion fruit, lime and Jamaica rum ZOMBIE Our only slightly less lethal version of Don The Beachcomber’s infamous “mender of broken dreams.” Light, dark and overproof Caribbean rums lengthened with 

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