The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Lansdowne Road

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from lansdowneroadnyc.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,099

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Lansdowne Road NYC | Drink Like a Champion · language en. First 1,800 of 2,099 characters:

Lansdowne Road NYC | Drink Like a Champion Lansdowne Road NYC warm neighborhood guide Home Game-day guide Gifts for champions Hell’s Kitchen • NYC Drink Like a Champion. Once you stepped into Lansdowne Road, you were expected to drink like a champion, as the motto went. With an expanded draft list and pub food built to keep you steady — especially the wings — most regulars had no problem living up to it. Named after Dublin’s famous rugby stadium, this Irish pub became a Hell’s Kitchen staple with 12 flat-screens, 14 beers on tap, and the kind of burgers-and-wings menu that made game day feel like home. A legacy bar page • Hell’s Kitchen lingo • NYC memories Read: Game-day plan Read: NYC gifts for champions The vibe Cozy, loud, familiar The kind of spot you walk into and immediately know where to stand, who’s watching what, and what to order. The staples Drafts + wings A deep tap list and wings that got talked about like they were a borough rivalry. Game day Always on somewhere Twelve TVs meant you could catch what you came for without fighting the whole bar for a sightline. A Hell’s Kitchen Original Right on the block with the flags out front and the windows open, Lansdowne Road felt like a neighborhood living room. Guinness signs glowing, the game on, and a steady stream of locals sliding through. This site is a simple memory page — a way to keep the vibe, the stories, and the Hell’s Kitchen energy in one place. Lansdowne Road on the block in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC. Lansdowne Road Memories “I lived 2 blocks away from Lansdowne for a decade. My family and I love that place. We had so much fun and countless great memories there. I watched the Giants win the Super Bowl there! 🙌🏼 My dad & I have our names on the wall for completing the whiskey challenge. The buffalo wings w
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Telephoneno
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Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.