The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on La Gaffe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from lagaffe.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

4,649

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: La Gaffe - B&B and Hotel in Hampstead – La Gaffe Hotel & Restaurant · language en. First 1,800 of 4,649 characters:

La Gaffe - B&B and Hotel in Hampstead – La Gaffe Hotel & Restaurant La Gaffe Hotel & Restaurant ☎ +44 (0)20 7435 8965RESTAURANT CLOSURE INFORMATION | BOOK DIRECT FOR THE BEST RATES BOOK YOUR STAY WELCOME TO LA GAFFEAn award-winning, family-run hotel in HampsteadOur Rooms Set in London’s beautiful and leafy Hampstead village - just a short hop to the centre but with the glorious Heath on our doorstep - La Gaffe is an award-winning, family-run guesthouse. Ever since we opened in 1962, La Gaffe has been a well-loved Hampstead institution and favoured haunt of locals and travellers alike. We are proud to have won the Tripadvisor Certificate of Excellence for many years, and to be included in their Hall of Fame. Our restaurant is currently closed but used to be a regular winner of OpenTable’s prestigious Diner’s Choice Award. as well as many other eating out awards. We look forward to welcoming you to La Gaffe - benvenuti! OUR ROOMS If you would like to stay in a lovely part of London, with welcoming and helpful hosts, then La Gaffe is the perfect choice. We have the advantage of a bar, in which you can enjoy a drink after a day of exploring London. In the morning, we serve a fine continental-style breakfast with fresh croissants, cheeses, and breads. ROOM CHOICES OUR STORY Since our opening in the Swinging Sixties when La Gaffe hosted the Beatles and Hollywood stars, we've been a central part of the Hampstead community and loved by locals and travellers alike. We pride ourselves on making our guests feel welcome and giving them a home-from-home experience. THE LA GAFFE STORY ON THE BLOG What’s on in London in October 2026Autumn has well and truly arrived. The evenings are drawing in and there's a definite nip in the air, but October i... Five Secret Corners of No
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameLa Gaffe Hotel & Restaurant
Telephone+442074358965 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (ContactPoint, Organization, PostalAddress, SearchAction, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
app.thebookingbutton.com/properties/lagaffedirectbookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.