The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Koala Coffee

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from koalacoffee.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

614

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Koala Coffee · language en. First 614 of 614 characters:

Koala Coffee ︎ COFFEE SHOP OPENING HOURS MON - THU 08:00 - 14:00 FRI 08:00 - 16:00 SAT - SUN 09:00 - 16:00 ICE CREAM HATCH OPEN WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY 🍦 UNITL 18:00 🍦 64 RAILTON ROAD, SE24 0LF @koalabrixton A big thank you to the founding members of the Koala Parklet for helping to make the parklet a reality:Benjamin, Taylor-Cai Family, Simba & Nellie, Dan B, Marina M, Eli & Indie Santamaria, Julia Peetz, David Weinberg, Ryan & Sara,Robin Slade, Luke & Teddy Dennett,Steve, Juliana, Ezra & Oren Sugarnut,Liven Jansen, Rob Marcus, Ben & Rosie,Lily Hulme, Madeline & Clive James,Nicola Dole & Nia Williams.
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.