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Report · scanned 2026-11-15

What an AI agent reads on King Koby Barbers Leeds

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from kingkoby.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,642

characters of text without JavaScript

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structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: King Koby's Chop Shop Leeds · language en. First 1,800 of 3,642 characters:

King Koby's Chop Shop Leeds Menu about team blog prices About us Coming Soon. Meet the team Sandy Minto Senior Stylist Sandy Minto AKA Darth Fader was the first barber to join King Koby and is the seed of the barber shop. He has been lowering ears in Leeds since he was 17 and has a wealth of experience behind him. if your looking for a fresh fade Sandy is your man. likes hip hop, short hair, cats, donkeys dislikes long hair, people lacking in manners, flip flops, sunglasses indoors Favourite Quotes "before you say anything prepare to shut the fuck up" Myke Greaves Senior Stylist Myke joined the barbershop 3 years ago. From the streets of Pontefract, he's built his way up from the little pikey he is to one of the most sought after barbers in leeds! With 7 years in the industry no cut can faze him so Grab a slot with Myke and you won't be disappointed.. likes art, rocky, music and sleep. dislikes monsters under the bed, gym, moths and mornings. Favourite Quotes "konnichiwa bitches!" Kenny Powers, K-Swiss .. "This is gonna sound weird, but for a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn" - Dale, Step Brothers .. Joe Snips Senior Stylist Snips was kidnapped from Serbia 2 years ago by King Koby, They trained him up to be a barber Demigod. Snips cuts are guaranteed to get you laid 60% of the time.. Every time. likes Lamp, Yolandi Visser, Hipsters dislikes Horses, Being kidnapped, Hipsters (again) Favourite Quotes "We came here to fuck shit up" "Lynne, I've trod on a Spiiiiike" Paul Mason Senior Stylist A blokes bloke, coming straight outta the Yorkshire Dales with 10 years experience in the hairdressing industry. He can cater to all your needs be it a bald fade or long flowing locks Paul's your man (happy ending cost extra). likes Beer, Pubs, Doc's & Braces, Le
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
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Menu or price listprices on the page itself www.kingkoby.com/ · 10 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
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Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.