What an AI agent reads on Kelly's Olympian
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from kellysolympian.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
8,279
characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Kelly's Olympian — Portland's Oldest Dive Bar Since 1902 · language en. First 1,800 of 8,279 characters:
Kelly's Olympian — Portland's Oldest Dive Bar Since 1902 426 SW Washington St, Portland · Happy Hour Daily 5–7pm · Est. 1902Kelly’s OlympianEst. 1902ShowsMenusHistoryNewsletterBookingPortland’s Oldest Dive BarThe Soul of Portland Since 1902Back From The Dead – October 27thOne building · Six floors · 124 yearsKelly’s Olympian Reopening + UrbanWork Grand OpeningBack FromThe DeadPortland’s oldest dive bar has held this corner since 1902. On October 27, Kelly’s reopens refreshed as the five floors above come back to life—a new home for UrbanWork and a new spark for downtown Portland.Tuesday, Oct. 27Doors at 4:00 PMThe Bullier Building420 SW Washington Street4:00Doors + building toursTicketed opening6:30Open houseFree to the public7:30Live music at Kelly’sThe night moves downstairs$50 TicketAppetizers + two drink tickets includedGet TicketsUpcoming ShowsFull CalendarOCT 26MondayKELLY’S OLYMPIAN AND VLVT HEART RECORDS PRESENTS OPEN MIC NIGHT!GUEST HOST MELANIE NOFreeOCT 27TuesdayTHE NEON PRAIRIE DOGSFreeRSVPOCT 29ThursdayGAME OVER COMEDY: GAMING MEETS STAND UP COMEDY! HOSTED BY JAREN GEORGE$10TicketsOCT 30FridayTIMELESS MAKERZ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: SPOTLIGHT CYPHER HALLOWEEN EDITIONFeaturing Kemi Badú, Yaboyjdub, Afuafina, Hardy Bourbon, Fiya, M.E Sirens, and Lil Lucy$15At the doorOCT 31SaturdayTHRDWRLD PRESENTS "HOUSE" OF HORRORSFeaturing Jaystone, Tommy Polzin, Sktchr, Jakeup n Jayley, and 2Passion8$10At the doorNOV 05ThursdayCHEROKEE SOCIAL (CO), UNSEEN OBJECT, TENANTS & STOVETOP GEMENI$10 advance, $15 day of showTicketsA Century of StoriesEstablished in 1902, Kelly’s Olympian is Portland’s oldest dive bar and the third oldest continuously operating bar in the city. It started as a card room and cigar shop, and it has outlasted Prohibition, urban renewal, and e
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | +15032283669 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML kellysolympian.com/#menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| kellysolympian.com/booking | booking | the business's own site |
| www.eventbrite.com/e/back-from-the-dead-history-tour-drinks-live-music | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
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