The Direct Index
Report · Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-14

Jalou

jalou.co.uk is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

BookMenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach Jalou directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. On the business's own site. Report a mistake

Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Wed 16:00–01:00 · Thu 12:00–01:00 · Fri–Sat 12:00–02:00 · Sun 12:00–01:00

Neville Street NE1 5DH Newcastle upon Tyne · +44 191 2606311

Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

Nearby, also direct

Places near Jalou that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Jalou's website. It can read what Jalou offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.

72.3%

47 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Jalou compares

Where it stands

87 of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

Top 25% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Frank's B, Head of Steam - Quayside B. Just below: Lemon Grass Deli & Kitchen B, Popup Wok B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)91%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours37%no
Have an llms.txt43%yes

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Wix 58,197 sites53%31%72.3%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
5 Quarter28 mFno
The Union Rooms62 mCno
Newcastle Tap pizza64 mDno
Revolution73 mByes
Be At One74 mAyes
Liberty House75 mDno
The Vampire Rabbit82 mFno
Camera Shop87 mAyes
Casbah Club96 mFno
ChachaBuchi97 mAyes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Jalou in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars34351%29%72.3%
Sites built with Wix in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars2268%41%72.3%

After the top fixes

With the fix above (No structured data for the business), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 5th of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars, up from 87th.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
  • Booking on your own site Agents can book without going through a marketplace.

Builder: wix · contact page /jalounewcastle: nothing new; menu page /cocktails-menu: nothing new; booking page /jalounewcastle/book: booking via sevenrooms · What to paste

Owners

Own this business?

Claiming is free and takes one email to confirm. Then you can correct what assistants are told, and you get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes. Show the details