The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Illegal Pete’s Park Hill

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from illegalpetes.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,360

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Mission-Style Burritos & Fresh Margaritas | Illegal Pete's - Illegal Pete's · language en. First 1,800 of 3,360 characters:

Mission-Style Burritos & Fresh Margaritas | Illegal Pete's - Illegal Pete'sLocationsMenuCommunityCateringRewardsshopOrder NowWhere Good Friends Gather Enjoy Illegal Pete's Like a ProWeekly DealsWhether you're pregaming for a big game, hunting for free concert tickets, or just need a midweek pick-me-up – our weekly deals got you covered. Check them out and make the most of your week!See dealsAnother Day, Another ‘DillaHey, you! Get our free app and Earn “Chips” with every order, in-restaurant or online. Cash out your “chips” for rad rewards or dollars off toward whatever you're craving! Think of it as 10% cash back–Spend $50, get $5 off in your app. Whether you’re a margarita maniac or a burrito regular, you can use your rewards to get your faves for free.So, you heard, we do burritosWELL, that’s true, but saying that is kinda like loading your nachos with ten different toppings, then calling it chips. It’s just not the *whole* story. So yeah, we do burritos. We also do fresh margs, local art, punk rock, patio pups, giving back, and beers with ya buds. Good food, good vibes, guaranteed.#4 Censored LionView menuLocations#43 West ColfaxChoose your own (burrito) adventureVoulez-vous des amuse-bouches? SIKE! Consider us more the knuckles-deep-in-queso type, but we do care about the quality of our food, and we’ve got something for everyone—even the no-meat Mollys and grainless Gregs. See for yourself.Allergens Menu* CLICK THE CARD TO SEE PETE’S DIETARY OPTIONS! #6 Vegan BowlThe VeganCilantro Lime White RiceBlack BeansPrimavera (red) veggiesCorn SalsaSalsa Fresca (mild)Salsa Verde or Picante Hot SalsaShredded LettuceTortilla on the sideOrder Now #3 Whole30 approved SaladShredded Beef & Fajita, Pesto Salad Shredded LettuceFajita VeggiesShredded BeefPest
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.illegalpetes.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
order.thanx.com/illegalpetesorderingthanx, acting for the business
mymealmenus.com/order/restaurants/6/locations/62/menuorderingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.