The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Holy Smokes BBQ

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from holysmokes-bbq.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

6,747

characters of text without JavaScript

Restaurant

structured data for the business

2

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Holy Smokes BBQ | Take Away Menu Online · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 6,747 characters:

Holy Smokes BBQ | Take Away Menu OnlineBrowse menuRestaurant infoAll restaurantsLoginHoly Smokes BBQ Londonunit 26, Bow Triangle business centre, Eleanor street, E3 4URBrowse menuSpend £50 and get 15% off ❤️ Most popular productsSmoked BBQBurgersSidesExtrasDrinksSearch dish... AllergensExplore ItemsExplore Categories ❤️ Most popular products Kentucky Tenders5 Fried crispy chicken tenders with Cajun mayo.£7.00 Mac & Cheese Triangles6 Fried triangles served with Cajun mayo.£7.00 12ish Hours Smoked Brisket BunAround 12 hours of smoke & patience on Brisket with just some Sweet Pickled Red Chillies, a splash of Coffee BBQ sauce & a sprinkle of Maldon Salt in a lightly Toasted Brioche Bun£16.00 Brisket SlicesFour slices of smoked brisket served with sweet chillies and signature sauce.£15.75 Brisket Loaded Fries225g fresh potatoes loaded with smoked brisket, coffee BBQ sauce and pickled red chillies.£21.00 7ish Hours Smoked Short Ribs British breed short ribs smoked for 7 hours, with homemade pickled cucumber and coffee BBQ on the side.£19.00Smoked BBQ 7ish Hours Smoked Short Ribs British breed short ribs smoked for 7 hours, with homemade pickled cucumber and coffee BBQ on the side.Popular£19.00 12ish Hours Smoked Brisket BunAround 12 hours of smoke & patience on Brisket with just some Sweet Pickled Red Chillies, a splash of Coffee BBQ sauce & a sprinkle of Maldon Salt in a lightly Toasted Brioche BunPopular£16.00 Brisket Loaded Fries225g fresh potatoes loaded with smoked brisket, coffee BBQ sauce and pickled red chillies.Popular£21.00 Brisket SlicesFour slices of smoked brisket served with sweet chillies and signature sauce.Popular£15.75 RibwichSmoked ribs, shredded, mixed with jerk seasoning, house-made sauerkraut and romaine leaf on toasted bloomer.£15.75Burgers PULLED RIB 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDRestaurant
NameHoly Smokes BBQ
Telephone7587119407
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML holysmokes-bbq.co.uk/holy-smokes-bbq-london?scroll-to-menu=t
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress, Restaurant)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
holysmokes-bbq.co.uk/holy-smokes-bbq-london/takeawayorderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.