Holy Smoke
holysmokebrussels.com could not be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
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0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- The site could not be read at all
A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page.
No one is listed yet to fix this in Brussels. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
841 of 896 in Brussels
Top 94% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Gramm F, Hibiscus F. Just below: Hoshi Hoshi F, In 't Spinnekopke F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 100% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 1% | no |
The top tenth is the 91 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Au pays des merveilles bagel | 90 m | B | yes |
| Friterie de la Barrière friture | 106 m | F | no |
| La Porteuse d'Eau belgian, regional | 109 m | B | yes |
| Churrasqueira Portugalia portuguese | 128 m | D | no |
| Le Bistro regional | 140 m | A | yes |
| Sinsenn japanese | 145 m | F | no |
| Bossa Nova brazilian | 170 m | D | no |
| Fight Club pizza, coffee_shop | 180 m | C | no |
| Hector Chicken chicken | 212 m | C | no |
| Standard pizza | 235 m | C | no |
Businesses like Holy Smoke in Brussels
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Brussels | 896 | 58% | 36% | 0% |
The best of Same kind in Brussels
'T Kelderke A 100% · 9 et voisins A 100% · A l'Angolo A 100% · Akai A 100% · Al Jannah A 100%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What agents get for Holy Smoke
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on holysmokebrussels.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/holysmokebrussels.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/brussels/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Tu-Sa 19:00-22:30, We-Sa 12:00-14:00 | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | none on record |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/holysmokebrussels.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/holysmokebrussels.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
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