The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Hijinx Hotel - Surfers Paradise

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from hijinxhotel.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

8,633

characters of text without JavaScript

EntertainmentBusiness

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Challenge Rooms in Surfers Paradise | Hijinx Hotel · language en. First 1,800 of 8,633 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDEntertainmentBusiness
NameHijinx Hotel Surfers Paradise
Telephone+61 7 3703 1745
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listprices on the page itself hijinxhotel.com.au/locations/surfers-paradise?utm_source=fac · 34 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (EntertainmentBusiness, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization, Place, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
booking.hijinxhotel.com.au/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.