HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery
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Ways to reach HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-13. Through square acting for the business. Report a mistake
4332 Magazine Street, New Orleans, LA 70115
Places near HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Bronx Bar90 m
- Mojo Coffee Roasters590 m
- CR Coffee Shop880 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through Square.
33 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Not Ready
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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How HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery compares
195 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars
Top 49% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Cru by Chef Marlon Alexander D, Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar D. Just below: Lakeview Nutrition D, Mayfair Lounge D.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites using Square 5,920 sites | 65% | 42% | 50.8% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bronx Bar | 94 m | A | yes |
| Brothers III Lounge | 212 m | F | no |
| Raw Republic | 222 m | D | no |
| Soon Enough | 485 m | D | no |
| Mojo Coffee Roasters | 591 m | B | yes |
| 4141 Club | 710 m | F | no |
| F&M Patio Bar | 711 m | D | no |
| Cherry Coffee Roasters - New Orleans | 713 m | D | no |
| Mayfair Lounge | 875 m | D | no |
| CR Coffee Shop | 877 m | B | yes |
Businesses like HEY! Café & Coffee Roastery in New Orleans cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars | 402 | 47% | 21% | 50.8% |
| Sites using Square in New Orleans cafes and bars | 9 | 64% | 44% | 50.8% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found; Almost no text without JavaScript), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 13th of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars, up from 195th.
What to fix first
- No structured data for the business +15 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
- Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points
Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
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Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Ordering through square on your own domain There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.
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