The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on The Happy House Chippy

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from happyhouseoldham.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

916

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: HAPPY HOUSE Chinese Takeaway. First 916 of 916 characters:

HAPPY HOUSE Chinese Takeaway Log in Sign up Menu Account Log out Gallery Dine In Make a Booking Contact Welcome to Happy House – your traditional Chinese Takeaway in Oldham. Our takeaway aims to deliver fast, fresh food that is full of authentic Finest ingredients. You can order your favourite dishes online, over the phone or in person. We accept cash payments for delivery and collection, card payment is available for online orders through our partner's website mymealsonline.co.uk. Start Ordering Opening Hours Open on2026-08-31(16:30-21:45)(16:30-21:45)DeliveryCollectionMonClosedClosedTue16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45Wed16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45Thu16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45Fri16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45Sat16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45Sun16:30 to 21:4516:30 to 21:45 Contact Us 78 Sharples Hall StOldham OL4 2QZ 0161 633 0682 Visit on Google Maps Follow us Help T&Cs Privacy Item successfully added
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone0161 633 0682 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.happyhouseoldham.co.uk/menu.html
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.happyhouseoldham.co.uk/booking.htmlbookingthe business's own site
www.happyhouseoldham.co.uk/menu.htmlorderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.