The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Guinea Pig Restaurant

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from guineapigrestaurant.ie, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,401

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Guinea Pig Restaurant · language en-IE. First 1,800 of 2,401 characters:

Guinea Pig Restaurant Skip to Content Open Menu Close Menu Book a Table Menu Take Away About Contact Story Gallery 0 0 Book Now Book a Table Menu Take Away About Contact Story Gallery 0 0 Book Now Open Menu Close Menu Book a Table Menu Take Away Folder: About Back Contact Story Gallery Book Now Gift Certificate from €50.00 Treat yourself or a friend to a wonderful experience at the Guinea Pig restaurant and bar. Gift Certificates can be redeemed and used for any food and drink purchases. Reservations enquiries can be made through the website or by contacting us directly: 353 1 2859055 Amount: Select Amount €50 €100 €150 €200 €250 Add to cart The Guinea Pig restaurant, is situated in the medieval, heritage town of Dalkey, home to the rich and famous of sport, stage and screen. Walk along the coast to Bulloch and Coliemore Harbours, once the main ports of Dublin. Visit the Heritage Centre and soak up the atmosphere of this unique town, with its written history traced to 727AD. The restaurant was first opened in 1957; it was soon the established haunt of locals and the stars of screen filming in Ardmore Studios in Bray. Regular stars were John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, John Ford and Peter Ustinov. Mervyn Stewart and his family purchased the restaurant in 1978 and continued this tradition. Regulars included Hugh Leonard, Maeve Binchy, Enya, Lisa Stanfield, Bono, The Edge, Liam Neeson, Sir Cliff Richard, Meryl Streep and many more. French chef-owner Jérôme Fernandes, continues the tradition and good work established by the restaurant’s previous owners, while bringing his own experience and passion to the kitchen. The restaurant retains its timeless atmosphere and classic character, creating the warm and welcoming setting that our customers have come to know and enjoy. Our focus
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephone35312859055 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.guineapigrestaurant.ie/eat · 78 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
booking.resdiary.com/widget/Standard/GuineaPigrestaurant/62078bookingresdiary, acting for the business
www.guineapigrestaurant.ie/shoporderingthe business's own site
www.guineapigrestaurant.ie/contactbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.