The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Function PDX

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from functionpdx.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

14,902

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Function PDX - A Taproom Unlike Any Other · language en-US. First 1,800 of 14,902 characters:

Function PDX - A Taproom Unlike Any Other On Tap About NW Event Space Press Shop Basement Beer Club Menu On Tap About NW Event Space Press Shop Basement Beer Club Inquire Home New, intimate relationships every month Rotating brewery partners from around the country to fall in love with, one month at a time not your typical taproom Unparalleled month-long rotating showcases of breweries and exclusive beer brands SEPTEMBER 2026 TENMA / SOLARIS DETAILS CURRENT PARTNER MESSORUM OCTOBER 2026 RAVENNA NOVEMBER 2026 JULY 2026 WESTBOUND & DOWN AUGUST 2026 SOCIETE Our mission is to provide our patrons with a continuously evolving beverage andaesthetic experience more on our concept Private Event space Looking to host a group? We can do that, too. Whether it’s our private back patio or the entire bar you desire, we utilize our current partners to create an atmosphere that maximizes your experience. details NE Alberta St &NW 23rd Ave Choose your experience on Trendy NE Alberta St or Historic NW 23rd Ave. Function NW 919 NW 23rd Ave Function Alberta 2006 NE Alberta Their words, not ours Function NW 919 NW 23rd Ave, Portland 4.8 146 reviews AJ Godfrey Function's concept is really exciting. They have a rotating cast of breweries that don't normally distribute in Oregon (or distribute just a small amount) that take over their 2 taprooms. As of 2025 they are now doing 2 breweries … More a month where one brewery primarily takes over their NW location and the other takes over their NE location. This includes not just draft offerings, but packaged cans/bottles, glassware and other merchandise. Some examples of the outstanding breweries they've worked with in the last year include Slice Beer Co, North Park Brewing, Highland Park Brewery, Green Cheek Beer Co and Ghost Town Brewing (just to 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameFunction
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, ReadAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
functionpdx.square.site/orderingsquare, acting for the business

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