The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Sandra Jones Healing

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from functionalwellnessminneapolis.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,999

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home — Functional Wellness Minneapolis · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,999 characters:

Home — Functional Wellness Minneapolis Skip to content Menu Home New Here? About Sandra Jones Services Rolfing and Craniosacral Therapy Homeopathy Functional Nutrition Safe and Sound Protocol SSP Blog Client Portal Home Posted on January 9, 2015May 7, 2026 by Sandra Jones Want to work with me? Are you wondering if it’s possible to live with more resilience and vitality while increasing your health span? Let’s Work Together You deserve a natural trauma-informed functional approach to health and wellness using homeopathy, holistic nutrition, nervous system regulation, rolfing massage and craniosacral therapy. Do you wish you could get through the day without all those aches and pains and finally get a good night’s sleep? Have you tried everything; diets you saw on the internet, random (and expensive) supplements suggested by friends or family, a detox or cleanse, but you still seem to be feel crappy and frazzled. Do you dread your menses each month and wonder maybe this time it will magically be okay? Do you have symptoms no one can figure out, but you suspect it’s about your toxic load…mold exposure or maybe a tick bite? Have you been told it’s just peri-menopause or post-menopause…and to just get used to the weight gain, the hotflashes, the new sleep pattern? Is it overwhelming just getting through the day without needing a nap or some quick pick-me-up? Do you have discomfort every time you eat something? Heartburn, gas, bloating, constipation or diarrhea? You’re frustrated and starting to feel resigned. You’re wondering if there really is a natural trauma-informed functional wellness answer to somatic pain/disconnection/stress/anxiety/depression/digestive dysregulation/constipation… The answer is YES! There is hope. You can heal, your own body and the collective body. 
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameFunctional Wellness Minneapolis
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.