The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Float North

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from floatnorthpdx.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,587

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Float North in Portland, Oregon – Massage and float therapy for stress and pain relief · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,587 characters:

Float North in Portland, Oregon – Massage and float therapy for stress and pain relief Skip to content Menu Menu Services Float Therapy Massage Therapy SomaWave Therapy Float Massage Combo Introductory 3 float pack Memberships FAQ Gift Cards Classes & events About Our Team Referrals CONTACT Book Now Menu Services Float Therapy Massage Therapy SomaWave Therapy Float Massage Combo Introductory 3 float pack Memberships FAQ Gift Cards Classes & events About Our Team Referrals CONTACT Book Now Massage & Float Therapy to Heal, Recharge, and Reconnect Schedule a session Why Try Float Therapy? Read our COVID-19 Guidelines before booking an appointment. Discover the Float Massage Combo. Sign up and receive a discount to book your Float Massage Combo! Leave this field empty if you're human: Enjoy rest and Healing in an Overwhelming World. Modern life takes a toll on us physically, mentally, and emotionally. Restore your body and mind with exceptional massage therapy and float therapy for immediate relief and long-term wellness. New to Float Therapy? Experience total tranquility through float therapy. The more often you do it, the more you’ll reduce stress and pain and increase physical and emotional recovery. Book your first float Floating + Massage Reconnect with your body, maximize relaxation, and heal from the pressures of daily life by combining float therapy with therapeutic massage. Try the Float Massage Combo Sound Therapy Lift your spirits while low-frequency vibrations bring you to a deep relaxation. SomaWave Therapy creates a peaceful state on its own or paired with Float North’s other therapies. Learn More Classes Relieve stress and care for and strengthen your body with regular yoga and Stress Relief classes. Our classes encourage sustainable wellbeing for all ages, b
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone5036591212 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0 (microdata:CreativeWork, microdata:SiteNavigationElement, microdata:WPHeader, microdata:WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
floatnorth.floathelm.com/bookingbookingan unrecognised third party
floatnorthpdx.com/covid-guidelines-for-float-therapy/bookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.