The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Float Nola

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from floatneworleans.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,314

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Float Nola · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,314 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameFloat NOLA
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog.php?owner=24201595&category=%2AFlbookingacuity, acting for the business
bookfloatneworleans.as.me/bookingacuity, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.