The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on The Waterside Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from floatingboater.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

213

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Free Sex Dating Sites (No Signup or Credit Card) · language en-GB. First 213 of 213 characters:

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Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, ReadAction, SearchAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.