What an AI agent reads on Filthy Martini Bar
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from filthymartinibar.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
1,365
characters of text without JavaScript
LocalBusiness
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Filthy · language en-US. First 1,365 of 1,365 characters:
Filthy 0 Welcome Some bars pour drinks. Filthy pours atmosphere. Gold light, live piano, and martinis that mean business. VIEW MENU HAPPY HOURS JOIN US FOR “TINI TIME” ENJOY SIGNATURE MARTINIS & FEATURED SMALL PLATES AT SPECIAL PRICING. $10 FEATURED ITEMS END THE NIGHT ON THE RIGHT NOTE WITH “LAST CHANCE FOR ROMANCE” FEATURING $10 SIGNATURE MARTINIS TO CLOSE THE DEAL. Tini Time 5P-7P • SUNDAY-THURSDAY 5P-6P • FRIDAY-SATURDAY Last Chance for Romance 10P-CLOSE • SUNDAY-THURSDAY ONLY So it's a date?Couches are available for booking through OpenTable with a 90-minute limit. Bar seating is first come, first served. Looking for something more private?Group and Private Events for 12 - 60+ Inquire here Drop in Valet service for a fee is available Friday through Sunday, 5–11pm on 3rd Street at 455 N 3rd Street, Phoenix, AZ 85004.2 hour validated self parking is available at the Arizona Center Parking Garage (5th Street and Fillmore). The music, is live, the piano is hot. LivePerformance WEEKNIGHTS Featuring live piano 7P-10PWEEKENDSFeaturing live piano 6P-8PLive band performance 8P-11P11PM-CLOSE LAST CHANCE ROMANCE HAPPY HOUR LIFT YOUR SPIRITS. WET YOUR BEAK. LIFT YOUR SPIRITS. WET YOUR BEAK. Location455 N 3rd StreetPhoenix, Arizona 85004 HoursSunday — Thursday5:00pm — 11:00pmFriday — Saturday5:00pm — 12:00am Contact602.675.3635 A PRETTY DECENT CONCEPT
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 6026753635 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a PDF www.filthymartinibar.com/s/Filthy-Menu_01292026.pdf |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| cultureshockhospitality.tripleseat.com/party_request/50933 | booking | tripleseat, acting for the business |
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