The Direct Index
Report · San Antonio cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-12

Evil Olive

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Hours, from evilolivesa.com: Mon–Sun 11:00–02:00

2950 Thousand Oaks Dr, San Antonio 78247-3346 · +12104950970

Prices: 4 prices on the site, the middle one $10.98

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Places near Evil Olive that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Evil Olive's website. It can read what Evil Olive offers. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.

80%

52 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

4 prices on the landing page, the middle one $10.98.

In San Antonio, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is $16.50.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Evil Olive compares

Where it stands

50 of 463 in San Antonio cafes and bars

Top 11% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: VP Kolache and Donut B, (CLOSED) Hella Bubble B. Just below: Extra Fine B, Jujuice Cold Press Juicery B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain94%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML98%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours40%yes
Have an llms.txt25%yes

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Businesses like Evil Olive in San Antonio cafes and bars

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After the top fixes

With the fix above (No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 463 in San Antonio cafes and bars.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points

    There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it

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No one is listed yet to fix this in San Antonio cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (BarOrPub) address, phone, opening hours
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: unknown · menu page /index.html: nothing new

Owners

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Claiming is free and takes one email to confirm. Then you can correct what assistants are told, and you get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

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