What an AI agent reads on Erotic Adult Massage
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from eroticadultmassage.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
15,364
characters of text without JavaScript
AdultEntertainment
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Adult Massage London - Book Today With Us · language en-US. First 1,800 of 15,364 characters:
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What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | AdultEntertainment |
| Name | Erotic Adult Massage |
| Telephone | 447520648105 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (AdultEntertainment, Article, ImageObject, Organization, Person, SearchAction) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (447520648105). An agent has nothing to act on.
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.