Epic Bar
epicprovisions.com is largely invisible to agents.
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Ways to reach Epic Bar directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-12. Report a mistake
1375 Austin Hwy, San Antonio 78209-4354 · 12104675565
Prices: 10 prices on the site, the middle one $31.99
Places near Epic Bar that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Hanzo2.8 km
- Theory Coffee3 km · coffee shop
- RD Hidden Speakeasy3 km
- Coffee Bound3.3 km
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Epic Bar's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
7 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In San Antonio, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is $16.50.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How Epic Bar compares
421 of 463 in San Antonio cafes and bars
Top 91% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Rathskeller Bar F, The Lemon Girls F. Just below: Horizons and More F, Dos Hermanos Cafe F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 94% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 25% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Shopify 14,639 sites | 48% | 24% | 10.8% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nowhere Bar | 8 m | F | no |
| Troy's Other Place | 2.4 km | D | no |
| The Base Line | 2.4 km | F | no |
| Le Peep | 2.4 km | D | no |
| Hanzo | 2.8 km | A | yes |
| Schooners Sports Bar | 2.9 km | F | no |
| Theory Coffee coffee_shop | 3.0 km | B | yes |
| Big Easy Saloon San Antonio | 3.0 km | C | no |
| RD Hidden Speakeasy | 3.0 km | F | yes |
| Coffee Bound | 3.3 km | B | yes |
Businesses like Epic Bar in San Antonio cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in San Antonio cafes and bars | 463 | 51% | 29% | 10.8% |
| Sites built with Shopify in San Antonio cafes and bars | 19 | 57% | 32% | 10.8% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 2nd of 463 in San Antonio cafes and bars, up from 421st.
What to fix first
- The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (cloudflare_challenge). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
- No structured data for the business +15 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points
There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in San Antonio cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
Builder: shopify · A plain fetch got cloudflare_challenge; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page. · What to paste
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