The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Sides

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from eatsides.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

11,608

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: SIDES — Hot Chicken. Famous Flavours. · language en. First 1,800 of 11,608 characters:

SIDES — Hot Chicken. Famous Flavours. CHICK EN. FAMOUS. Welcome to SIDES Select your region Where would you like to eat? 🇬🇧 United Kingdom Enter site → 🇸🇬 Singapore eatsides.sg → Coming soon 🇲🇾Malaysia 🇪🇬Egypt 🇶🇦Qatar 🇦🇪UAE 🇲🇦Morocco 🇰🇼Kuwait 🇧🇭Bahrain 🇴🇲Oman 🇸🇦Saudi Arabia 🎉 WIN A SIDES ELITE CARD EVERY MONTH WORTH £200 · SIMPLY ORDER CHICKEN FILLER THROUGH LOYALTY IN PARTICIPATING STORES TO BE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED · T&Cs APPLY · 🎉 WIN A SIDES ELITE CARD EVERY MONTH WORTH £200 · SIMPLY ORDER CHICKEN FILLER THROUGH LOYALTY IN PARTICIPATING STORES TO BE AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED · T&Cs APPLY · Menu Flavours Locations Our Story Social Order Now Menu Flavours Locations Our Story Social Order Now CHICK EN. FAMOUS. View Menu Order Now → Scroll 11 Flavours CHOOSEYOURFLAVOUR. Classic chicken salt through to Carolina Reaper. Double-dipped for maximum coverage. Your call. HOTTEST HOT MEDIUM MILD CLASSIC Nashville InsaneCarolina Reaper & habanero HOTTEST Salt & ChilliChinese salt & chilli HOTTEST London JerkChipotle, habanero & bird's eye chilli HOT Nashville HotCayenne, ancho & habanero HOT Mango Peri PeriSweet, tangy & tropical fire MEDIUM Tandoori SmokeWarm, aromatic & authentic MEDIUM Nashville MediumBalanced heat, real Nashville soul MILD Sticky Hot HoneySweet, sticky & gently warming MILD Nashville SweetSmoky, fruity & easy-going MILD Roast Chicken DinnerA proper British roast in one CLASSIC Sides ClassicGolden, savoury & always satisfying CLASSIC The Food MADE FRESH.EATEN FAST. View Full Menu → STACKED & SAUCEDDouble-dipped chicken, pillowy buns, sauce for days. TWICE THE CRUNCHHand-tossed 120 times. Dipped twice. Built to shatter. BONE-IN HEATSaucy, sticky, impossible to share. NOT JUST A SIDEWaffle-cut, seasoned, loaded on request. COLD TO KILL THE H
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista page on another site deliveroo.ae/menu/london/west-thurrock/sides-lakeside-30-wes
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
deliveroo.ae/menu/london/west-thurrock/sides-lakeside-30-west-thurrockorderingdeliveroo, a marketplace
order.toasttab.com/egiftcards/sides-gift-cardorderingtoast, acting for the business
deliveroo.co.uk/orderingdeliveroo, a marketplace
www.ubereats.com/orderingubereats, a marketplace
www.just-eat.co.uk/orderingjusteat, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.