What an AI agent reads on Pumpers Burgers
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from eatpumpers.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
2,669
characters of text without JavaScript
Restaurant
structured data for the business
1
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (ClaudeBot)
The words an agent gets
Title: PUMPERS | An Adult Burger Store | San Antonio, Texas · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,669 characters:
PUMPERS | An Adult Burger Store | San Antonio, Texas Skip to content Order Now Home About Menu Gift Cards Order Home About Menu Gift Cards Order AN ADULT BURGER STORE ORDER NOW A fundraiser for Michelle Dobbs Today, November 8Noon to 5 PM$15 per plate Join us at Pumpers today, November 8, from noon to 5 PM for a plate sale supporting Michelle Dobbs after the heartbreaking loss of her only son, Merle. Plates are $15. Stop by Pumpers or order online through the Pumpers app. If you’d like to make a separate donation, gifts of any amount are welcome. Order a Plate (opens in a new tab) Donate to Michelle (opens in a new tab) Please join us in raising funds for Michelle after the heartbreaking loss of her only son, Merle. Every donation, in any amount, helps support Michelle in the days ahead. Donate to Michelle (opens in a new tab) Please note Happy Hour specials are available in-house only. 2-6 PM & 9-11 PM BEVERAGE Specials $2 OFF ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES Monday Happy Hour 11 AM – 11 PM HOURS & Location 11 AM – 12 AM 7 Days a week 21 & up only after 9 PM 1101 BROADWAY SAN ANTONIO, TX 78215 Main entrance and parking off Jones Ave at intersection with Broadway. ADA-friendly entrance and additional parking located at the rear of the building, off Broadway & next to NOLA. Code to open back door: 1970 . Please find us at the last door at the end of the hall. Parking Guide THE PUMPERS The Pumper Sour Sauce™ | Sweet Onion | White & Yellow Cheese The #1 Ketchup | Mustard | Pickles | Sweet Onion | White & Yellow Cheese The #2 Special Sauce | Pickles | Shrettuce | Onion | White & Yellow Cheese The Culo Melt Magic A$$holes (Candied Jalapeños) | Chipotle Aioli | Monterey Jack Cheese Charles’ Jr. Fried Haystack Onions | Charred Cumin BBQ Sauce | Candied Bacon | White & Yellow Cheese Las
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | Restaurant |
| Name | PUMPERS | An Adult Burger Store | San Antonio, Texas |
| Telephone | 210.888.0666 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML eatpumpers.com/menu/ · 50 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, ContactPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| order.eatpumpers.com/ | ordering | the business's own site |
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