The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-12

What an AI agent reads on Easy Baby Underground

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from easybabysatx.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

817

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Easy Baby · language en-US. First 817 of 817 characters:

Easy Baby 0 THURSDAY THERAPY Every Thursday | Easy Baby San Antonio Skip to Content Reservations Events Contact OUR NIGHTS Open Menu Close Menu Reservations Events Contact OUR NIGHTS Open Menu Close Menu Reservations Events Contact OUR NIGHTS @The Creamery District Easy Baby Underground turns the lights down and the vibe up — a subterranean lounge inside The Creamery District built for people who take their nightlife seriously. Bottle service, curated DJs, and a room designed to disappear into. Thursday through Saturday, 10PM to 2AM. TABLE SECTIONS Stay in the know Newsletter Block This newsletter signup form needs a storage option. Edit the block and enter a storage location via the Storage tab. Email Address SIGN UP Thank you! 875 E. Ashby Place, Suite 1030San Antonio, Tx 78212HOURSThurs - Sat | 10pm-2am
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.sevenrooms.com/reservations/thecreamerybookingsevenrooms, acting for the business
www.easybabysatx.com/reservationsbookingthe business's own site
onlyonehospitalitygroup.tripleseat.com/party_request/32645bookingtripleseat, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.