The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Eastside Restaurant

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from eastsidempls.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

18,779

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Eastside Minneapolis Restaurant · language en-US. First 1,800 of 18,779 characters:

Eastside Minneapolis Restaurant Free valet for lunch and $3 valet for dinner. Valet accessible off of Washington Ave. DINNER LUNCH COCKTAILS HAPPY HOUR BRUNCH DESSERT Eastside RESERVATIONS PRIVATE DINING INFO PRESS CONTACT DINNER SNACKS OYSTERS ON THE HALF SHELL Cocktail, Barrel Aged Mignonette, Lemon 3.5 EA FRIED EAST COAST OYSTERS Preserved Lemon Aioli, Tabasco 6 for $15 STEAK TARTARE TOAST Anchovy Vinaigrette, Crispy Mushrooms 10 ROASTED TOMATO FLATBREAD Pesto, Goat Cheese, Chickpeas 15 HAND CUT GARLIC FRIES Fry Sauce 6 CHEESE Daily Selection, Seasonal Accoutrement 3 for $15 HOUSE CHARCUTERIE Daily Selection, Assorted Pickles 16 SMALL PLATES GREEN TOMATO + MELON GAZPACHO Salmon Caviar, Shaved Radish, Basil Oil 10 SHRIMP TEMPURA Shishito Peppers, Cilantro Yogurt 16 PORK RIBS Achiote Glaze, Jicama Slaw 2 for 12 BURRATA Beets, Orange, Pistachio Pesto 13 KALE CHOP SALAD Duck Confit, Shaved Pears, Feta Vinaigrette 12 MAINE LOBSTER SALAD Grapefruit, Avocado, Lime 18 WALDORF SALAD Belgian Endive, Walnuts, Dill Buttermilk Dressing 12 BLUE BAY MUSSELS Chorizo Broth, Saffron Aioli 14 LOLA ROSA & BUTTER LETTUCE SALAD Pickled and Raw Vegetables, Sherry Vinaigrette 10 CARROT SALAD Whipped Feta, Kalamata Olives, Spiced Chickpeas 10 CHARRED BROCCOLI Tonnato, Grilled Sourdough Bread, Pickled Red Onion 10 LARGE PLATES ROASTED HALF-CHICKEN Saffron Potato Salad, Mint Salsa Verde 24 ROASTED LAMB SIRLOIN Savory Almond Cake, Pistachios, Figs 28 HERITAGE TURKEY BURGER Avocado, Pepperjack, Garlic Fries 16 STEAK FRITES Bearnaise Sauce // 26 PORK PORTERHOUSE Mustard Spatzle, Golden Raisins, Pork Jus 26 HALIBUT PICCATA Arugula Salad, Preserved Lemon 32 ROASTED ARCTIC CHAR Cous-cous, Summer Beans, Tahini Vinaigrette 24 MUSHROOM STROGANOFF Whole Wheat Papperdelle, Garlic Crème Fraîche 20 PRIME B
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephone612-208-1638 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML eastsidempls.com/menus/dinner/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
eastsidempls.com/reservations/bookingthe business's own site
www.opentable.com/single.aspx?restref=170290&rid=170290bookingopentable, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.