The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Don't Call Me Shirley

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from dontcallmeshirley.nyc, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

519

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: It's just a bar. · language en-US. First 519 of 519 characters:

It's just a bar. 0 Skip to Content About Menu It's just a bar. Reach Out Open Menu Close Menu Open Menu Close Menu About Menu It's just a bar. Reach Out About Menu Reach Out Cash Only * Backyard * Fireplace Corner * Small Bites * Cocktails * Brooklyn Bar * Cash Only * Backyard * Fireplace Corner * Small Bites * Cocktails * Brooklyn Bar * Menu View fullsize Location346 Franklin AveBrooklyn, NY 11236 HoursSunday — Wednesday5 pm — 12 pmThursday — Saturday5 pm — 2 am Contactdontcallmeshirleybar@gmail.com(917) 772-1473
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML dontcallmeshirley.nyc/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.