Do Not Feed Alligators
dnfa.nyc could not be reached by the scanner (http 429). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Do Not Feed Alligators, so they rely on what other sites say about it.
Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
Since the scan of 2026-10-14: no change in the findings.
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
How Do Not Feed Alligators compares
1,326 of 1,569 in New York cafes and bars
Top 85% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Devoción F, District Social F. Just below: Doc Watson's F, Dr. Smood F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 99% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 11% | no |
The top tenth is the 157 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| amano cafe coffee_shop | 273 m | B | yes |
| Kerber's Farm coffee_shop | 288 m | F | yes |
| Starbucks Pickup coffee_shop | 487 m | F | no |
| The Uncommons coffee_shop | 666 m | C | yes |
| Cafe Habibti coffee_shop | 770 m | D | no |
| Terremoto Coffee coffee_shop | 801 m | F | no |
| L.A. Burdick Handmade Chocolates coffee_shop, chocolate | 909 m | D | yes |
| Chobani SoHo yogurt, coffee_shop | 920 m | C | yes |
| Matto Espresso coffee_shop | 948 m | D | no |
| Ground Support Café coffee_shop, sandwich, pastry | 1.1 km | B | yes |
Businesses like Do Not Feed Alligators in New York cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New York cafes and bars | 1,569 | 48% | 30% | 0% |
The best of the businesses of the same kind in New York cafes and bars
Analogue A 100% · Sandwell A 100% · The Winslow A 100% · Nurse Bettie A 96.3% · Someday A 96.3%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site could not be read at all
The fetch failed with http_429. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in New York cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_429; a real browser got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded too.; Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/dnfa.nyc"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/dnfa.nyc.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Do Not Feed Alligators
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-15 found no booking or ordering link on dnfa.nyc or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/dnfa.nyc, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo-We 08:00-21:00; Th-Sa 08:00-21:00 (open now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | none on record |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |