The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Dirty Pierre's

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from dirtypierres.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,162

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Dirty Pierre's · language en-US. First 1,162 of 1,162 characters:

Dirty Pierre's 0 Skip to Content Dirty Pierre's Menu Parties Media Open Menu Close Menu Dirty Pierre's Menu Parties Media Open Menu Close Menu Menu Parties Media Dirty Pierre’s Menu 〰 〰 〰 〰 Tiny Bar, Big Drinks Dirty Pierre’s is the bar and restaurant you’ve always dreamed of. Come in to try the burgers, mussels, and strong drinks that have kept us in business since 1995. See our menu! HOURS Mon-Fri: 5 PM – 10 PMSat: 12 PM – 10:45 PMSun: 12 PM – 9:30 PM FIND US 13 Station Square, Forest Hills, NY(718) 830-9698dirtypierres@gmail.com What We’re All AboutDirty Pierre’s opened in 1995 and has been kicking it old school for over twenty years. Started by Le Cordon Bleu-trained Chef Christopher Lucien File and now run by his sister Jamie after his passing, this neighborhood mainstay has been rockin’ the Hills with mouthwatering burgers, white wine mussels to die for, and a tasty Sangria that’ll knock you right out (because all you’ll want to drink is more!). 〰 〰 〰 〰 Our Food Kicks Ass! HOURS Mon-Fri: 5 PM – 10 PMSat: 12 PM – 10:45 PMSun: 12 PM – 9:30 PM FIND US 13 Station Square, Forest Hills, NY(718) 830-9698dirtypierres@gmail.com SITEMAP MenuParties
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.dirtypierres.com/menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.dirtypierres.com/reservationsbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.