What an AI agent reads on Dirty Murphy's
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from dirtymurphysncl.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
2,554
characters of text without JavaScript
Organization
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Dirty Murphys Underground Bar | Dubs X DnP · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,554 characters:
Dirty Murphys Underground Bar | Dubs X DnP Paddy’s The Craic Find Us Subscribe Where the pints are mighty and the craic is at 90 Underground bar built around music, sport and good craic. Opening Date The Dubliner X Dog and Parrot All your favourite Dubliner musicians and Irish hospitality combined with Dog and Parrot DJs, influence and drink deals. Opening in time for Paddy's Weekend Your favourite musicians, plus brand-new acts Newcastle’s never seen before – get on your dancing shoes, grab a Murphy’s and get yourself to the front! Opening Night: Friday 13th March Dubliner Favourites Conor Walsh & James Berry open the the live music from 5:30pm. Doors open from 5pm. Paddy’s Weekend: Saturday 14th March Huge Saturday line-up with back-to-back live music from opening at 12, to closing at 3am! Sunday 15th / Monday 16 March Premier league fixtures and 2 horse racing meets shown live. Plus live music late on Sunday evening. Paddy’s Day: Tuesday 17th March The Big One. Back to back live music, with special effects and suprises never seen in the toon before. Plus pints of Murphys for only £3.50 from open to close. What’s the craic then..? The party doesn’t stop after Paddy’s… what to expect from your new favourite underground bar – day-time deals, live music, DJs, crowd karaoke, all the sports. The works! Daily drinks deals Day-time deals every day ’til 5pm Alive before 5! £3.50 Murphy’s, trebs deals and more, all before 5pm every day. All the action Live horse racing and sport daily Horse racing, football, GAA, rugby and more – all shown live, seven days a week. Crowd karaoke Every Thursday night A Thursday night like no other! Super high energy crowd karaoke, with drinks deals all day! Live Music Every weekend, fri-sun The biggest and best acts you know and love, in an atmo
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Dirty Murphys |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing · 2 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, WebPage, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
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