The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on The Darkroom

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from darkroom.bar, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,825

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: DARKROOM — Live music bar, 336 St Asaph St, Christchurch · language en. First 1,800 of 1,825 characters:

DARKROOM — Live music bar, 336 St Asaph St, Christchurch Live music · Christchurch · About Tonight 13 Nov Fri Inspired Whimsy Variety Show Comedy, cabaret, music, circus7pm doors, show starts 7:30pm$20 tickets available here Darkroom is an R18 venue, ID is required, even if you’re not drinking, so please remember your IDs! Upcoming 14 Nov Sat Bull Breed Rescue Fundraiser Cabaret Burlesque, drag, circus7pm doors, show starts 7:30pm$40 tickets available here 17 Nov Tue Human Aspects Exhibition Opening Visual art5:30pmFree entry 19 Nov Thu Two Bishop Cult, Secret Pop Habit, and The Flaws Indie, rock8pm doors$10 tickets available here 20 Nov Fri Cheeky Leash (Australia) and Pool House Indie, rock7pm doors$20 tickets available here 21 Nov Sat Horn, and Violet French Indie8pm doors$15 tickets available here 25 Nov Wed Free Pub Quiz Trivia Night7pm doorsFree entry, but bookings required. Email [email protected] to reserve a spot for your team 26 Nov Thu A Thursday Noise Situation Experimental8pm doorsFree entry 27 Nov Fri Scattered Sounds Vol 7 Acoustic, indie7pm doors$15 tickets available here 28 Nov Sat Lads On Tour Cabaret Show Burlesque, comedy, circus7pm doors$20 tickets available here About Darkroom is an independent grassroots live music venue in Central Christchurch. We first opened in 2011 after the earthquakes led to the closure of many of our city’s creative spaces.Darkroom continues to play an important part in our city’s post-quake creative landscape, welcoming local and touring musicians of a wide variety of genres, experience, and ability levels to our stage.Hāpai Access Cards welcome, more info on accessibility is available here.Email [email protected] for booking inquiries. Find us 336 St Asaph Street Christchurch 8011 Directions Follow Instagram Facebook Emai
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDBarOrPub
NameDarkroom
Telephoneno
Addressyes
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing · 7 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks11 (BarOrPub, GeoCoordinates, MusicEvent, MusicVenue, Offer, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.eventfinda.co.nz/2026/inspired-whimsy2/christchurchbookingan unrecognised third party
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/105454/Two-Bishop-Cult--Secret-Pop-Habit--bookingan unrecognised third party
tickets.nztix.co.nz/outlet/event/b9e35e99-3412-481a-8ecc-5691861bb3b1bookingan unrecognised third party

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.