The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-13

What an AI agent reads on Crazy Horse

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from crazyhorse.nz, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,770

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Crazy Horse Hammersley – Grill & Fusion Restaurant & Bar in Christchurch – Great Food, Great Feeling · language en-NZ. First 1,800 of 3,770 characters:

Crazy Horse Hammersley – Grill & Fusion Restaurant & Bar in Christchurch – Great Food, Great Feeling Skip to content No results Home Story behind Crazy Reserve a Table Food Menu Shop – Takeaway & Delivery Food Cart Checkout My account Events | What’s On! Crazy Club Contact Contact Us Meet the Team Facebook HOME STORY MENU Menu Download RESERVE SHOP Food Cart Checkout My account Events Club Contact Contact us Meet the Team Facebook Search Facebook Menu WELCOME & SAWASDEE!House of Crazy Horse Hammersley Bar, Grill & Fusion Open 7 days for Dine-In | Takeaway RESERVEDINING EXPERIENCEWhere the food has soul and an experience to come back for.LIST OF EVENTS CHRISTCHURCH TASTING GREAT!Kiwi Classics | Tasty Thai | Fusion DelightsTAKEAWAYTOUCH OF THAILANDTasty Thai Food with lots of friendly hospitality and smiles. Come join the Crazy family!RESERVE FUN AND ENTERTAININGFriday Fun! Come meet some new friends!LIST OF EVENTSWHERE IT ALL STARTEDGetting lost in a Bamboo Jungle ... FIND OUT MOREBAR | GRILL & FUSIONAnd the best new Buffet in town! FIND OUT MORESATURDAY ENTERTAINMENT SORTED!Great parties every Saturday - Latino | Thai | BollywoodMORE INFO JAMES☆☆☆☆☆@jk1987 Wow! Great atmosphere! A three piece Jazz band in background while enjoying a fantastic meal! Absolutely loved the Beef Cheek. One of the best Cheeks I've had anywhere! Where in Christchurch can you have a fantastic Thai feed with live music!? Thank you! GAM NIRIN☆☆☆☆☆@gam_nirin Awesome Food! The food and drink combination was amazing. I really loved the spicy Drunken Noddle and it went really well with their own brewed Crazy Horse Lager. Staff are awesome! HARRY & GILL☆☆☆☆☆@harry_gill Loved the food & friendly service Went here with friends on a Thursday evening. Our meals were really good, tasty and good size portio
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML crazyhorse.nz/menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0 (microdata:Organization, microdata:SiteNavigationElement, microdata:WPFooter, microdata:WPHeader, microdata:WebPage)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
crazyhorse.nz/reserve/bookingthe business's own site
crazyhorse.nz/shop/orderingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.