The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-15

What an AI agent reads on Clandestino

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of clandestinonyc.com, from the copy the scanner kept.

928

characters of text without JavaScript

BarOrPub

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Clandestino | Neighborhood Bar, 35 Canal Street, NYC · language en. First 928 of 928 characters:

Clandestino | Neighborhood Bar, 35 Canal Street, NYC CLANDESTINONYC menu location photos press contact 35 CANAL STREET, NEW YORK MON - FRI : 4:30PM - 4AM SAT + SUN : 3:30PM - 4AM Warm neighborhood bar with good music, lively conversation, and a lovely crowd. ↓ Menu Full-bar, beers on tap including; Radeberger Pilsner, Lagunitas IPA and Guinness + wines from France & Italy. Location 35 Canal Street (between Essex and Ludlow Street). Subway: F to East Broadway B, D to Grand St. J, M, Z to Essex St. View On Google maps Photos Press No Pretenses, but Lots of Personality - New York Times Best place to be a regular on the LES - TimeOutNY Top Five Casual Wine Bars - NY Mag Ten New Nightspots - NY Mag A French Connection On the Lower East Side - A Women's Thing Contact 212.475.5505info@clandestinonyc.com NO RESERVATIONS OR PRIVATE PARTIES facebook instagram ↑ Copyright © Clandestino, NYC { site by blukid } × ❮ ❯
Facts

What it can state about the business

A business type in JSON-LDBarOrPub
NameClandestino
Telephone+1-212-475-5505
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BarOrPub, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (212-475-5505). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the report turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.