Clandestino
clandestinonyc.com is partly visible to agents.
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42 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What to fix first
- No booking or ordering path at all +13 points
Only a phone number or WhatsApp. Agents cannot act on those yet. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, still worth doing
Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. How to fix it
No one is listed yet to fix this in New York cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- Structured data present (BarOrPub) address, phone, opening hours
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare
What to paste
Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on your builder is in the guides.
llms.txt
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# Clandestino > bar or pub in Canal Street 35, New York cafes and bars. Phone +1-212-475-5505. ## Opening hours Fr-Su 16:00-04:00; Mo-Th 19:00-04:00 ## About - Website: https://clandestinonyc.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
566 of 1,808 in New York cafes and bars
Top 31% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Casanara C, Champagne Problems C. Just below: Dilly Dally C, Fancy Free C.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 99% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 23% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 9% | no |
The top tenth is the 182 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clockwork Bar | 99 m | F | no |
| Kopitiam Malaysian Coffee | 99 m | B | no |
| Meow Parlour | 110 m | A | yes |
| 169 Bar | 130 m | B | yes |
| Sake Bar Asoko japanese | 144 m | D | no |
| Tera | 202 m | C | no |
| Gather sandwich, salad | 206 m | B | yes |
| The Doughnut Plant donut | 266 m | B | yes |
| Las Lap caribbean | 328 m | B | yes |
| Skin Contact charcuterie, snack | 335 m | C | yes |
Businesses like Clandestino in New York cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in New York cafes and bars | 1,808 | 41% | 26% | 64.6% |
The best of Same kind in New York cafes and bars
Analogue A 100% · Calyer Cafe & Kitchen A 100% · Sandwell A 100% · Jeremy's A 96.9% · Black Seed Bagels A 95.4%
The climb
With the two fixes above (No booking or ordering path at all; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 95.4%: 5th of 1,808 in New York cafes and bars, up from 566th.
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What agents get for Clandestino
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on clandestinonyc.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/clandestinonyc.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Fr-Su 16:00-04:00; Mo-Th 19:00-04:00 (open now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +1-212-475-5505 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
Show the score
Owners who score well embed the badge; it links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/clandestinonyc.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/clandestinonyc.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score C" width="236" height="40"></a>
Own this business?
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.
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