The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Duck and Champagne

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from chelseafunhouse.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

355

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Chelsea Funhouse London · language en-US. First 355 of 355 characters:

Chelsea Funhouse London Chelsea Funhouse Est 2019-ishThree floors and a terrace of food, drink and entertainment in an iconic 19th century Renaissance Revival building on King’s Road.Now fully open with 4 different spaces to explore and enjoyA Lollipop venue Take me This is the free demo result. You can also download a complete website from archive.org.
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.