Suck It: The Restaurant
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Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Suck It: The Restaurant directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-12. Report a mistake
Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Thu 11:00–22:00 · Fri–Sat 11:00–23:00 · Sun closed
78229 · +1-210-560-2113
Places near Suck It: The Restaurant that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Capo’s Pizza1.5 km · pizza
- Jollibee1.7 km · burger
- Jasmin Thai2.3 km
- Taqueria Datapoint2.3 km
- Dave & Buster's2.6 km · american
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Suck It: The Restaurant's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.
28 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about San Antonio and named 97 places. Suck It: The Restaurant wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Suck It: The Restaurant compares
898 of 1,321 in San Antonio
Top 68% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: St Juste Management Corp. D, Stagg Restaurant Partnership D. Just below: Sunset Food Park & Event Space in San Antonio. D, Taqueria La Perla de Jalisco D.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 82% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 75% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 7,976 sites | 35% | 9% | 43.1% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sandwich De Paris sandwich | 64 m | F | no |
| Sabores Cali Baja Mexican Grill | 1.1 km | F | no |
| Capo’s Pizza pizza | 1.5 km | C | yes |
| Jollibee burger | 1.7 km | B | yes |
| Spice indian | 2.2 km | F | no |
| Jasmin Thai | 2.3 km | B | yes |
| Taqueria Datapoint | 2.3 km | F | yes |
| Chacho's mexican | 2.4 km | D | no |
| Dave & Buster's american | 2.6 km | B | yes |
| Mamacita's mexican | 2.6 km | A | yes |
Businesses like Suck It: The Restaurant in San Antonio
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in San Antonio | 1,321 | 55% | 37% | 43.1% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in San Antonio | 38 | 57% | 32% | 43.1% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 48th of 1,321 in San Antonio, up from 898th.
What to fix first
- No structured data for the business +14 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points
There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in San Antonio. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
Builder: godaddy · What to paste
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