The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-19

What an AI agent reads on Cheeky The Dentist (Formerly Avant Garde Dentist)

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from cheekythedentist.com.au, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

6,146

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Five Dock & Waterloo Dentist: Honest (and hilarious) · language en-AU. First 1,800 of 6,146 characters:

Five Dock & Waterloo Dentist: Honest (and hilarious) New Patient OfferAbout usPricesTreatmentsLocationsFive dockWaterlooContactBook nowBook nowHonest, guilt-free dentistryThe dentist with 5 stars, zero trauma (and a surprisingly good playlist)Book Nowcheeky The Dentist. Bringin’ good vibes only. Dental appointments - Boo! Going to the dentist is hard when your kids hate it, the look of a ‘cold’ clinic makes you wanna stab yourself in the eye, and, quite frankly, the overall dental experience sucks. So we made cheeky The Dentist – human-first dentistry, with a sense of humour and no judgement.Book NowYour Local dentist (but better)Germy 80s mags, harsh lighting and rough hands? Not here, darling. You and your teeth deserve TLC, not PTSD.Women run, family lovedClear, upfront pricingAdvanced tech for advanced comfortLate night appointmentsEasy parkingBook Now"Absolutely loved my visit here—such a unique and thoughtful experience from start to finish! They spent real time with me and I felt truly cared for. The personalised welcome slide was such a fun surprise. Honestly, the best dental visit I’ve ever had!”Jessica, Five DockOUR dental treatments forYOUR cheeky grinsNew Patient OfferBook NowLearn moreKids dentalBook NowLearn moreInvisalignBook NowVeneersBook NowFacial InjectablesBook NowTeeth WhiteningBook NowLearn moreSee all treatments"I had the chance to experience the new technology during my cleaning, and it was amazing! The process was quick, comfortable, and incredibly painless.”Anderson, Five DockAn arm and a leg for teeth? We’d never make you foot that bill!Cost of living – gahhhhhhhh! Don’t worry, we’re not here to add to that drama. Instead, check out our dental treatment costs right here on our website (we’re upfront and honest always), which can be paid for us
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameCheeky The Dentist
Telephone0278136175 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (Answer, Brand, Dentist, EntryPoint, FAQPage, ImageObject)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.cheekythedentist.com.au/dental-treatmentsbookingthe business's own site

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.