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Report · New Orleans cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-13

Checkered Parrot

checkeredparrot.com couldn't be reached by the scanner (http 500). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network. The finding below says what the scanner saw, and rescans are free.

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133 Royal St, New Orleans 70130 · (504) 592-1270

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Places near Checkered Parrot that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

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The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Checkered Parrot's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

0%

0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about New Orleans cafes and bars and named 57 places. Checkered Parrot wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Checkered Parrot compares

Where it stands

360 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars

Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Beachcorner Bar & Grill F, Café Beignet F. Just below: Church Alley Cafe F, Crazy Al's F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain95%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML90%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours40%no
Have an llms.txt40%no

Nearest places in the index

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The Carousel Bar & Lounge54 mCno
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The Jimani103 mCno
Jimmy J's Cafe108 mByes
Patrick's Bar Vin128 mDno
French Truck Coffee coffee_shop139 mFno
The Alibi Bar & Grill146 mDno
Saddle Bar147 mCno
Pickwick Club152 mFno
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Businesses like Checkered Parrot in New Orleans cafes and bars

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Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars40247%21%0%
Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site couldn't be read at all

    The fetch failed with http_500.

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