Cafe Simo
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Atholl Oaklands Rd, 2196, Johannesburg · +27117860923
Places near Cafe Simo that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Bellagio70 m · italian
- Meraki Deli Cafe240 m · greek
- Asian Herbivore Restaurant280 m
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Cafe Simo's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Johannesburg and named 137 places. Cafe Simo wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Cafe Simo compares
642 of 697 in Johannesburg
Top 92% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Cafe BilliBi Stoneridge F, Cafe Mozart F. Just below: Captain Doregos Balfour Mall F, Carpe Diem F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 27% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yamada Sushi sushi | 18 m | F | no |
| Bellagio italian | 68 m | A | yes |
| 2Thai4 Restaurant thai | 116 m | F | no |
| Meraki Deli Cafe greek | 242 m | B | yes |
| Keystone Bistro | 251 m | D | no |
| Asian Herbivore Restaurant | 279 m | B | yes |
| Nando's chicken, portuguese | 291 m | F | no |
| Burgerack Melrose Crossing burger | 293 m | D | no |
| The Grillhouse Melrose Arch steak_house | 382 m | B | no |
| PRIMI Melrose Arch italian | 405 m | F | no |
Businesses like Cafe Simo in Johannesburg
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg | 697 | 51% | 24% | 0% |
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