What an AI agent reads on BLOODSPORTS by MEATliquor
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from bloodsports.co, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
8,670
characters of text without JavaScript
Restaurant
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: BLOODsports | Covent Garden Sports Bar, Burger Restaurant, Late Night Cocktail Bar · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 8,670 characters:
BLOODsports | Covent Garden Sports Bar, Burger Restaurant, Late Night Cocktail Bar Skip to content Instagram Have you ever sipped a Turbo Lagerita while watching The Shining on one screen, Wimbledon on the other, or sunk picklebacks among football fans from just about everywhere? There might be a Premier League manager in one corner, a minor celebrity dancing madly to Madonna in the other. She’s sporting an enormous blue elephant head, obviously. In the frenzy comes a hotdog tower, a plate of chilli cheese burgers and another round of drinks. Pina coladas this time, which go down easy over a game or two of pool. Now try the new pinball machine. Have a go in the psychobooth. Find the secret door (Gary Oldman is always watching). Or just perch on a stool, illuminated by red neon and surrounded by leopard print, and try to understand what on earth is going on. Actually, it doesn’t matter, does it? We’re a day-to-night hangout with more than 30 screens; a place where matchday madness gives way to cult horror. Where the drinks never stop flowing. Welcome to BLOODsports. Book Now Find Us Get Stuck Into Our Latest Deals £9.95 lunch deal, 50p wings, £9 cocktails, and more Find out more Find us nestled in Covent Garden, above a gay spa and round the corner from many of the West End’s best theatres. Our bar used to be a menagerie for Victorian elephants. We’re a new kind of circus now. Watch founder Scott Collins on TOPJAW COVENT GARDEN SLEEPS. WE DON’T. Open until 2am for pre- and post-theatre beers and slushies, every sport imaginable and burgers and dogs until 1.30am. No dress code, no velvet ropes, just unapologetic chaos. Find us HORROR. DARTS. POOL. PINBALL. PANIC. Arcade games, pool, darts and TV screens on every wall. We’ve even got plasmas in the bogs, so you won’t miss
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | Restaurant |
| Name | BLOODsports |
| Telephone | 020 3475 7589 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML bloodsports.co/food-menu/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | Bar food |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (Answer, BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, FAQPage, GeoCoordinates, ImageObject) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.sevenrooms.com/explore/bloodsports/reservations/create/search/ | booking | sevenrooms, acting for the business |
Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.