What an AI agent reads on Blondie's Bar
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from blondiesbarsf.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
12,512
characters of text without JavaScript
BarOrPub
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Blondie's Bar — 540 Valencia St · language en. First 1,800 of 12,512 characters:
Blondie's Bar — 540 Valencia St Skip to content Blondie's Martinis & music in the Mission · est. 1991 Menu Calendar Private Events Contact Us Menu Calendar Private Events Contact Us Martinis & music in the Mission · est. 1991 Blondie's Bar 540 Valencia St Tonight Saturday DJs · 9:30 PM–2 AM Happy Hour 4–8 PM · Open until 2 AM · $10 after 9:30 PM → 16 oz for the price of one Blondie’s is the only bar in San Francisco that pours three drinks for the price of one martini or cocktail. See the menu → Since day one Women & family owned for 36 years. Olives stuffed in-house. Live music, always free. Happy Hour Every day · 4–8 PM $4pints of Michelob Ultra Off the boards The Menu Martinis are 16 oz — three in one glass — for $21. Happy hour every day 4–8 PM: $4 pints of Michelob Ultra. Martinis Cocktails Build Your Own Beer & Wine Non-Alcoholic Martinis 16 oz · three martinis in one glass · $21 Vodka The Mission Hangar One Vodka, jalapeño olives, spicy string beans Braveheart Tanqueray Sterling Vodka with pickled asparagus spears Dutch Ketel One Vodka with blue cheese olives Bennett Belvedere Vodka with a twist American Hangar One Vodka, pimento olives Polish Chopin Vodka with salami stuffed olives Gin Dirty Tanqueray Gin with splash of olive juice and pimento olives Osaka Roku Premium Japanese Gin with ginger stuffed olives Gibson Bombay Sapphire and pearl onions Dagwood Junipero Gin with pimento, garlic, ginger, blue cheese, salami and jalapeño olives, pearl onions, and spicy string beans Cocktails 16 oz Vodka Meric Ketel Cucumber Mint Botanical, elderflower liqueur, fresh lime Shaddy Daddy Sour apple liqueur, Ketel Citroen, sweet & sour, 7UP, with a twist Lemon Drop Ketel Citroen, triple sec, sweet & sour, 7UP, with a twist Smokey Hangar One Vodka, float of Dewar’s
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | Blondie's Bar |
| Telephone | 415-864-2419 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML blondiesbarsf.com/#menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BarOrPub, PostalAddress) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (415-864-2419). An agent has nothing to act on.
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