What an AI agent reads on Blame Gloria
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from blamegloria.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
5,334
characters of text without JavaScript
BarOrPub
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Blame Gloria Covent Garden | The Coolest Bar in Town · language en. First 1,800 of 5,334 characters:
Blame Gloria Covent Garden | The Coolest Bar in TownCovent Garden20 Bedford Street,Covent Garden,London,Greater London,WC2E 9HP,EnglandGet Directions020 8191 7665Quick LinksContact UsFAQsWork With UsGift CardsSafer TogetherOffersSign UpMake a BookingBlog© Copyright 2026 Blame Gloria. All rights reserved. Privacy PolicyTerms & ConditionsCookie PolicyOperated byPowered byChristmasHappy HourBottomless Brunch What's OnMenusOccasions Offers Weekends at Gloria'sMenuWelcome to Blame Gloria Covent Garden 20 Bedford Street, London, WC2E 9HP Make a Booking Join us in Gloria's den of debauchery...Gloria’s original den of debauchery featuring an iconic TV wall, plush velvet booths, exposed brickwork and prints inspired by Hendrix himself. Drenched in neon lights, it’s the afterparty to trump all afterparties. Book a TableWhat's The Latest at Gloria's...Fancy a gift, Groupie?Click your way into Gloria's Inner Circle and you'll get a free welcome drink AND a cheeky little gift on your birthday. Gloria will never spam you, but she will send you offers, invites to exclusive events and some salacious gossip...Yeah, I want to be a groupieOpening TimesGeneralMonday5 pm - 11:30 pmTuesday5 pm - 11:30 pmWednesday5 pm - 11:30 pmThursday4 pm - 11:30 pmFriday4 pm - 12 amSaturday12:30 pm - 12 amSunday25 Oct 2026ClosedSpecialHappy Hour TimesOpening TimesMonday5 pm - 11:30 pmTuesday5 pm - 11:30 pmWednesday5 pm - 11:30 pmThursday4 pm - 11:30 pmFriday4 pm - 12 amSaturday12:30 pm - 12 amSunday25 Oct 2026ClosedSpecial25 Oct 2026Closed31 Oct 202612:30 pm - 3 am23 Nov 20264 pm - 11:30 pm24 Nov 20264 pm - 11:30 pm25 Nov 20264 pm - 11:30 pm26 Nov 20264 pm - 11:30 pm27 Nov 20264 pm - 2 am28 Nov 202612:30 pm - 2 am29 Nov 20262 pm - 10:30 pm30 Nov 20264 pm - 11:30 pm1 Dec 2
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | BarOrPub |
| Name | Blame Gloria Covent Garden |
| Telephone | 020 8191 7665 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.blamegloria.co.uk/bars/covent-garden/menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 4 (BarOrPub, GeoCoordinates, ImageObject, LocationFeatureSpecification, OpeningHoursSpecification, Organization) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| www.blamegloria.co.uk/bars/covent-garden/book | booking | the business's own site |
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