The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on Karaoke Shack Belfast

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from belfastpartycrew.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

5,281

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Hen Parties Stag Night Activities City Tours Belfast - Belfast Party Crew · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 5,281 characters:

Hen Parties Stag Night Activities City Tours Belfast - Belfast Party Crew 07542446120hello@belfastpartycrew.com Search for: Your cart is currently empty. Your cart is currently empty. Search for: Home Party Bikes Tours Hen Parties Stag Party Activities T&Cs Book Today Belfast Party Crew Activities SelectPARTY BIKESLuxury 16 seater bikesHippy Bike (fully enclosed)TukTuk HireNeon Bike TourBarbie PackageBarbie PackageTeachersNHS / Blue lightThemed party bike toursPARTY ACTIVITIESUltimate Bar CrawlsTraditional CocktailsKinky CocktailPimp my PrivatesLife drawingMantastic Finger PaintingKaraoke / DisneyokeArt of SeductionMediumship / PsychicDance ClassesPole Dance lessonsOlympic ShamesInflatable TwisterJelly WrestlingSpace Hopper RacerSelfie ShackIndoor Surfing (Dry)Body PaintingTwerk ClassCock fightingAnn Summers PartiesGhost ToursBeer Pong / Prosecco PongBingoParty BikesFire Breathing WorkshopsDistillary ToursClay Pigeon AdventuresHEN PARTY (& GIRLS NIGHT OUT)Henfest (Full Day)Henfest (Two Days)LesbiHensBarbie PackageDisney PackageCountry & Cowgirls PackageShip Wrecked ChallengeIm on a Henny… Get me outta hereBirdbox ChallengeFrom Muggle to Mrs (Harry Potter Package)Baywatch PackageMale StrippersMedium ClassTwerk ClassSeduction ClassDistillary ToursClay Pigeon AdventuresIt's A KnockoutTotally Wiped outSTAG PARTYSelfie ShackHosted Bar CrawlsBarcrawl BunniesProject XPoker / Fun Casino nightsBeer Pong table hireFemale StrippersDistillary ToursClay Pigeon AdventuresShip Wrecked ChallengeIm on a stag do… Get me outta hereBirdbox ChallengeTotally Wiped OutBIRTHDAY PARTYParty BikesParty BusBike & OkePedal & PosePedal & PizzaBuff ButlersAdd a stripperDistillary ToursClay Pigeon AdventuresIt's A KnockoutTotally Wiped out Hen PartiesHen Party Packages, Hen Do Activities, Bachelorette
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameBelfast Party Crew
Telephone07542446120 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing · 1 prices seen in the text
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, ReadAction)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (07542446120). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.