The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-24

What an AI agent reads on Bastard

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from bastard.is, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

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characters of text without JavaScript

Restaurant

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Bastard Brew & Food | Bar & Restaurant in Reykjavik · language en. First 1,800 of 3,899 characters:

Beint í efniMenuBrunchShopAboutFAQDigital gift cardsBook brunchIS|ENVEGAMÓTASTÍGUR 4 · 101 REYKJAVÍKBastard Brew & Food — bar and restaurant in the heart of ReykjavikWe keep to tradition and have the best beers for youThe MenuBottomless BrunchBotnlaus bröns · allar helgar 12–16Bastard Brew & Food · ReykjavíkCraft & Passion in Food and DrinkBar and restaurant in the heart of Reykjavik. We specialise in craft beer and offer a selection of beers from Iceland and around the world.WeekendsBottomless BrunchEvery weekend 12–16.DrinksCraft BeerTwo custom brewed beers with Malbygg, plus a selection from the world's finest breweries.In-houseCocktailsCocktails made from scratch — syrups, infused spirits and more, crafted in-house by our bar team.The KitchenThe FoodBurgers, flatbreads, tacos and Louisiana chicken, plus fun small plates. Kitchen open until 22:00 every day.AtmosphereThe MusicRock, soul, funk and disco. Happy hour every day 15–18.View menu →The BeerAt Bastard we have two custom brewed beers made in collaboration with Malbygg brewery, as well as a selection from our friends that are absolutely outstanding, whether on tap or in a bottle.MalbyggBastard cultureSaturdays & Sundays · 12:00–16:00Bottomless Brunch7.490 kr.per person · 2 hours12.980 kr.with bottomless drinksView Brunch →QuestionsFrequently asked questions01What are Bastard's opening hours?We are open Monday to Friday 11:30–01:00 and Saturday to Sunday 12:00–01:00. The kitchen is open until 22:00 every day.02Where is Bastard located?Bastard is at Vegamótastígur 4, 101 Reykjavík, in the heart of downtown Reykjavík.03Can I book a table at Bastard?Bastard is a drop-in place — just walk in. We only reserve tables for groups of 6 or more; call +354 558 0800 or email bastard@bastard.is. Bottomless Brunch is
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDRestaurant
NameBastard Brew & Food
Telephone+354-558-0800
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.bastard.is/en/menu
Cuisine in structured dataAmerican, International, Bar Food, Icelandic
JSON-LD blocks2 (Answer, BarOrPub, FAQPage, GeoCoordinates, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (+3545580800). An agent has nothing to act on.

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