What an AI agent reads on Barely Disfigured
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from barelydisfigured.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
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characters of text without JavaScript
none
structured data for the business
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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: Barely Disfigured - A seductive speakeasy in Brooklyn. First 1,008 of 1,008 characters:
Barely Disfigured - A seductive speakeasy in BrooklynDrinksFood & Raw BarAbout UsSpecial EventsShopVIEW Our MenusCocktailsWine and BeerShare PlatesRaw BarABOUT USBarely Disfigured sits on the site of a short-lived "house of ill-repute" on Smith Street in Brooklyn's iconic Cobble Hill neighborhood.Taking it's name from a poem by French surrealist Paul Eluard, Barely Disfigured mixes seductive, secretive and surrealist vibes and has become a favorite for locals as well as cocktail-hunting aficionados."Reminiscent of a 'Sleep No More' chamber... the atmosphere is lavish, the drinks have an introverted delicacy."Time Out New YorkMoreSPECIAL EVENTSLet's be private.Our iconic bar, lounge area, and large backyard are available for a variety of special events.InquirEBarely Disfigured257 Smith StreetBrooklyn NY 11231(718) 858-5646Follow Us on Instagram@BarelyDisfiguredFor Other InquiriesHello@barelydisfigured.comHours of OperationSunday–Thursday: 5-12Friday & Saturday: 4-1:30am
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 718-858-5646 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (718-858-5646). An agent has nothing to act on.
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