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Title: Apocalypse BBQ — Pit-Smoked Miami BBQ in Kendall · language en. First 1,800 of 3,982 characters:
Apocalypse BBQ — Pit-Smoked Miami BBQ in Kendall EST. 2020 · BORN IN KENDALL, FLA ● SMOKED LOW & SLOW Home Menu About Catering Hours Specials FAQ Careers Order Online × Navigation Home Menu About What is Miami BBQ? Catering Hours & Location Specials FAQ Careers Order Online · Toast Join the Waitlist Instagram Facebook TikTok Pit-Smoked BBQ · Kendall, Miami SMOKED LOW.SMOKED SLOW.SMOKED RIGHT. Apocalypse BBQ is a pit-smoked barbecue restaurant in Kendall, Miami, serving Demkota prime brisket, Cheshire cafecito ribs, and smokehouse favorites. No reservations. No phone. First come, first served. Southern smoke technique with a Miami soul. Cafecito in the rub, mojo in the marinade. This is Miami BBQ. View the Menu Order Online Join Waitlist LOT-04 · 225°F ★ Inspected ★ As Seen In CBS Miami Miami New Times Miami Herald Time Out Yelp 01 · How It Works Come Early.Come Hungry. We don't take reservations and we don't have a phone. Barbecue is smoked low and slow for up to 24 hours, so we can't predict the exact minute the brisket is ready — service is first come, first served. Here's the deal: join the waitlist on Toast, order online, and when we're out, we're out. That's not a gimmick — it's what happens when every tray is smoked to order. Get here early and you eat like you own the place. Join the Waitlist Hours & Location The Reality, In Three Lines 01No ReservationsWalk in or join the Toast waitlist. We hold the fire, not tables. 02No PhoneOrder online through Toast. Our hands are on the pit, not the receiver. 03Smoked to OrderEvery cut is smoked low and slow, up to 24 hours. Come early — the best goes first. 02 · What We're Known For The Greatest Hits See the Full Menu ↗ Most Popular Prime BrisketDemkota prime, Texas style. Sold by the weight — lean, fatty, or chopped. Miam
| A business type in JSON-LD | Restaurant |
| Name | Apocalypse BBQ |
| Telephone | +1-786-273-7883 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.apocalypsebbq.com/menus/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | Barbecue, American, South American, Caribbean |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (BreadcrumbList, GeoCoordinates, ListItem, OpeningHoursSpecification, Person, PostalAddress) |
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| order.toasttab.com/online/apocalypse-bbq-kendall-9980-southwest-104th- | ordering | toast, acting for the business |
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