The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on Antagonist Cafe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from antagonistcafe.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

445

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Antagonist Cafe · language en-US. First 445 of 445 characters:

Antagonist Cafe Antagonist Cafe Sign In My Account Home About Order Now Purchase E-Gift Card Order Office Catering Sign In My Account HomeAboutOrder Now Antagonist Cafe Purchase E-Gift CardOrder Office Catering Scroll Order Online Now! New Page New Gallery Antagonist Cafe is Now Open! Antagonist Cafe2727 S 12th StreetSaint Louis, MO 63118(Right across the street from the Anheuser-Busch Brewery Tour!)(314) 312-6242Open 7 days a week 7am - 4pm
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price listnothing
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (LocalBusiness, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
antagonist-cafe.square.site/orderingsquare, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.