The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-23

What an AI agent reads on Aftermath NYC

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from aftermathnyc.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

11,932

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Aftermath NYC · language en-US. First 1,800 of 11,932 characters:

Aftermath NYC 16-80 Madison Street16-80 Madison Street16-80 Madison StreetRidgewood, NY 11385Ridgewood, NY 11385Ridgewood, NY 11385MenuHoursReservationsEventsMerchandisePressPodcastMenuHoursReservationsEventsMerchandisePressPodcastMenuHoursReservationsEventsMerchandisePressPodcast16-80 Madison StreetRidgewood, NY 11385MenuHoursReservationsEventsMerchandisePressPodcastMenuCocktailsTapas & Happy HourBeerWine & NA OptionsCocktailsMOJOJOJOAlder blanco, Acrónimo Sotol, Yoshi Matcha Liqueur, house coconut-coffee liqueur blend, Biscoff-macadamia orgeat, pandan, and lime.16PAPI PEARSRemy V, falernum, pears, green apples, coriander, black pepper, and citrus.16CORNHUBBosscal Mezcal, roasted corn, Cotija cheese, chipotle, and lime.16EARTHLY DELIGHTSAspen Vodka, sweet potatoes, shitake mushrooms, and apple soda.16REMY CON CRANBERRIES “watagatapitusberry”Remy VSOP, Mi Pana Mamajuana, Empirical Olive, and house spiced cranberry cordial.18GOING UPTOWNFour Roses 100 Proof, Mi Pana Mamajuana, peach-angostura bitters, and Tabasco mist.16LIMON SANTOCatedral Mezcal, Ten to One White Rum, Dr. Bird Coconut, absinthe, and palo santo-lemon cordial.16PHANTOM COCONUTHerradura Blanco 92 Proof, Kalani Coconut Liqueur, lemongrass-white tea cordial, and bubbles.16Y’ALL NEED JESUS Vol. 2Ron del Barrilito 2 Star, Ron Santa Ana, Neon Seas Japanese Rum, Kool-Aid falernum, raspberry-fig cordial, sour orange, Don’s Mix pimento bitters, passion fruit, and lime. (Limit 2 per person)18AFTERMATH DAIQUIRI TURBO Vol. 2A blend of six Caribbean rums, Mi Pana Mamajuana, simple syrup, and lime.15FROZEN COQUITO (Seasonal)Ten to One white and dark rum, Chinola passionfruit liqueur, spiced coconut milk, housemade condensed coconut milk, lots of love.15WORKSHOPDealer’s choice. Tell us what you’re into—stirred, highball
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDno
Nameno
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML www.aftermathnyc.com/#menu
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks0
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.aftermathnyc.com/#hrbookingthe business's own site
aftermathnyc.tripleseat.com/party_request/34332bookingtripleseat, acting for the business

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.