What an AI agent reads on 96 Tears
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from 96tearsnyc.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
6,308
characters of text without JavaScript
LocalBusiness
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: 96 Tears - 110 Avenue A · language en-US. First 1,800 of 6,308 characters:
96 Tears - 110 Avenue A 0 Skip to Content Home Menu Private Parties Menu Open Menu Close Menu Home Menu Private Parties Menu Open Menu Close Menu Home Menu Private Parties Menu The building at the corner of 7th and Avenue A has a subcultural history going back decades. Its where Allen Ginsberg photographed Jack Kerouac peering into its barroom window in 1953 and where NYC hardcore punk was born in the early 80s and where notable downtown bohemian regulars like Joe Strummer (who is muralized along the side) have been drinking since it became Niagara in 1997. While it's no secret that chain stores, condos, and exclusive rent have changed the East Village significantly in the 21st Century, downtown, still also inhabited by both veteran and new subterranean denizens, art galleries, music venues, decades-old dining institutions, and a tightly-knit community, has long been in need of an uncompromising underground rock and roll bar worthy of its quirky neighborhood mythology. Savvy neighbors looking for the elusive remnants of why they moved to the East Village in the first place, plus fellow travelers adventuring from the greater metropolitan area and around the globe, lack a hangout with a decor, soundtrack, and spirit that embodies the unconventional cultural history that made downtown internationally famous. 96 Tears, the bar opening next door to Niagara in the same building, wants to fulfill this need and live up to these lofty traditions. “96 Tears” is of course the ? and The Mysterians distinctive #1 hit that was covered by everybody from Big Maybelle, Jimmy Ruffin, and Aretha Franklin to The Modern Lovers, Suicide, and The Stranglers. The DNA of so many revolutionary minimalist sounds that evolved across generations since its release, the original classic recording is
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | 110 Avenue A |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML 96tearsnyc.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
| Link | Role | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| 96tearsnyc.com/reservations | booking | the business's own site |
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